Lyrics to Loyalty, a duet by Pat Boone and Steve Allen

Loyalty, a song from the movie, Mardi Gras -

Loyalty, Loyalty, we got a lot of that Loyalty.
Pat Boone:  If I'm dining with a doll and I run out of dough -
Steve Allen:  Well, I'd pick up the check and chick and blow, man, blow.
PB:  Thanks Steve.
Loyalty, Loyalty, we got a lot of that Loyalty.
SA:  Suppose your sister went and fell in love with me.
PB:  I'd have both her heads examined by the best M.D.
SA:  Hah, hah.
PB:  I would climb the highest mountain. 
I would be as faithful as a pup.
SA:  I would cross the burning desert. 
I would travel anywhere to louse you up.
PB:  My Pal.
Loyalty, loyalty, we're really loaded with loyalty.
PB:  If I went in for politics and all that jazz.
SA:  Well, forever true, I'd visit you in Alcatraz.
PB:  I knew I could count on you.
PB:  If I broke a leg my buddy
Would you rush to me by plane or blimp?
SA:  If you broke a leg my buddy
I'd come running just to teach you how to limp.
PB:  My friend.
Loyalty, Loyalty, we treat each other like royalty.
PB: Will we always stick together, rain or shine?
SA:  Absolutely, Positively, Pal of Mine,
That's the mission of, Great Tradition of, Definition of Loyalty.